What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why was the horse so happy?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why do all the planets get along?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?