What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the sick chicken say?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
When should you start writing a book?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?