What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?