Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
To the paw-spital.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why was the cow afraid?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?