What did the sickly elevator say?
I think I'm coming down with something!
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is the strongest animal?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the confused bee say?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?