How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why are goats so funny?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why do cows wear bells?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Where does breakfast live?