How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
The dad yolks crack you up!
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?