Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?