Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Artichokes.
Why are goats so funny?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?