What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What's the richest basketball team?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?