What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What's the slowest 5k?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do fairies always drink?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?