What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What animal floats best?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?