What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How do fireflies start a race?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?