Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?