Which plant has the best roar?
A dandelion.
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why don't ants get sick?