What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What fairy loves to count?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What nationality are most fish?
What do you call a hike across the universe?