What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What game does a rabbit always win?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the smallest lion?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do locomotives know where to go?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the mother rope say to her child?