Why is the beach so confident?
It's 100% shore.
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the most determined bird?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What fish only swims at night?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?