What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why is a computer so smart?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why do bees buzz?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?