Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Where is the coldest place to work?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?