Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What game do cows play at parties?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?