What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why was the math book sad?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?