Shoutout to my grandma!
It's the only way she can hear me!
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?