What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why are cars magic?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did autumn say to summer?