What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Sky diving school.
What words make the best athletes?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why was the fish so smart?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?