Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Because frost bites.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?