What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
A book just fell on my head.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?