What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do insects learn at school?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?