What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do stars go to college?
What kind of music do planets like?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Which insect makes the best father?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?