What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What do cats wear to work?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?