What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
What's the scariest letter?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?