Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What table can you never sit at?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?