Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?