Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Where do chips wear socks?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What fairy loves to count?