Why are basketball courts always wet?
Because the players dribble all over it!
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What game does a rabbit always win?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?