What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?