What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why was the cat so small?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?