Where do snowmen go to dance?
Snowballs.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?