Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did March say to the madness?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How did the tree get lost?