Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Mon-keys.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the lamb cross the road?