Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What time of day was Adam created?
What does winter fat turn into?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?