Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What's the loudest sport?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?