How do trees get access to the internet?
Easy, they just log in.
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What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?