How do you massage a chicken wing?
Give it a dry rub.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call a pig thief?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Who invented fractions?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?