Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?