Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What vegetables do librarians like?