Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Because there was so much poison IV.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why is money so stubborn?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?