Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a singing rodent?