Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do bears keep cool?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?