What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do fish do at parades?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?