What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
What do naked fish play with?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are stones so good at music?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?