What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What does a lion call an antelope?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?