What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What animal always goes to heaven?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?