What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the most adorable season?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?