What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What animal has the most fun?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do fleas travel?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?