What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a Zen egg?