What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why don't ants get sick?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?