What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What food is a man's best friend?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of music do planets like?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where does laundry go to college?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What words make the best athletes?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?