What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is blue and not heavy?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do birds say to encourage each other?