Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How can you farm during the winter?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?