What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
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What does a dog say before eating?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
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Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
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