What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Pump-kin pie.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are stones so good at music?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why do trees have so many friends?