What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why was the dog overweight?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?