What is the wealthiest fish?
A goldfish.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the musician arrested?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?