How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?