What game does pasta always play at recess?
Tag-liatelle!
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the noisiest food?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?