What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
You can count on me.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What birds make average students?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's the friendliest pen?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?