What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What animal floats best?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's a bee's favorite novel?