What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What game do bats excel at?