What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What sweet treat never panics?
What country has the most fish?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?