What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a small mom?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do elves learn in school?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do minions always put in their salads?