What did the icy road say to the truck?
Wanna go for a spin?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?