Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?