Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?