What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Rocky.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
I broke my finger!
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?