Why was the coyote family such good singers?
They were a band.
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call an Irish spider?
How does a lion greet other animals?