Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What is the color of the wind?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?