Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Because they are too busy monkeying around.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
I'm not a bad putter.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
How long do chickens work?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call an animal pop star?